Album No. 1

Hazrat Mufti Asif

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Shakeel bin Haneef

par Pehle Album

ke 18 aSbaaq ki

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karne ke liye

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(Har Audio ka

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bhi Album mein

Mavjudhai)

Tamaam

18 Audios ko

Khud bhi

Suniye aur

whatsapp aur

dusre Media ke

zariye logon ko

Pahochaakar

Khudke aur

uunke Imaan ki

Hifaazat ka

Sabab bankar

Sawaab e Zaariya

haasil kijiye...

Fake jesus/
Nakli isaa
yaani Jhutha
Hazrat Ji
(ya Joker Ji) 
Shakeel Bin
Hanif lanatullah
Chhupaataa Kyu hai
Muslim Shareef
ki wo Hadees
jisme Hazrat
Tameemdaari razi
ne Insaani
Face wale
Dajjaal se
Mulaaqat
ki thi uuska
Sabut hai ??
HAZRAT-JI- (jhutha) MD-SHAKEEL- BIN-HANIF KI ASLIYAT ZAAHIR KARNEWALA Blog No. 3

Sawaal No.
1 - 101	02/02/2014 se 20/12/2015

America, Africa

aur France ye

3 Mulko ke

Naam ki

is tarah

Galat/False

spelling likhkar

ameriKAFIRance

afriKAFIRrance

AMERICA

AFRICA

FRANCE

KO DAJJAAL

MAANNE AUR

MANWANEWALA

GREAT INDIAN

~ J O K E R ~

YAANI

Imaan (Belief)

ka Lootera yaani

• Khudsaakhta/

(Self-Proclaimed)

i'saa bin maryum

(jhutha/fake)

yaani 

• BaZaam e Khud/

(Self-Styled)

imaam mehdi

(jhutha/fake)

yaani

jhutha/fake

aur

BanBaithaa/

Self-Seated

" Hazrat Ji ''

(Paa Ji :-)

yaani Haqeeqatan

md. Shakeel 

bin Hanif

lanatulaah

yaani

Rais ul Fitnaah,

Cheater e Aazam,

DarBhanngiVee,

Bihari,

Laxmi NagarVee,

Aurangabaadi,

MumbaiVee,

DozakhVee

ko 101 

Dimaag Faad 

Sawaalaat : 

Fake mahdi/i'saa Md. Shakeel Bin Hanif known as 'Jhutha Hazrat Ji' throughout the Muslim World. 

 

"NA-ZA-LA" 

" aN-ZAL-NA 

yaani  

UUTARNA  

ya  

THAHAIRNAA  

ya  

PAIDAAH HONAA ?? 

aye,

md. Shakeel

bin Haneef lanatullah

(urfe Jhuthe mahdi,

jhuthe isaa bin maryum),

Sawaal No. 1 se 12

se pehle ye 

Yaad kar : 

* Tuney khudko

i'saa bin maryum

saabit karneke liye

jo Hadees ka

jhutha Tarjama

pesh kiya hai,

padh wo

Bukhari shareef ki

Saheeh Hadees,

Ulama ka Saheeh

Tarjama aur

Tera Galat

Tarjama :

HADEES NO. 1

* Kayfa Antum izaa 

NA-ZA-LA 

Ibn e Maryum

Fikum wa

Imaamukum

Minkum 

Tera Jhutha

Urdu Tarjama : 

Teri 29/08/2014 ki kitab ke safa no 27 ki line no. 4 se 8 : -

Tumhara kya hal hoga us wakt jab maryum ka beta Thairega tum mein pas tum me se hi (paida hoker) tumhari Imamat karega.

Tera Jhutha

English Tarjama :

(jo wikipedia mein Tuney dala hai)

How will be

you when son

of Mary will

STAY amongst

you and he will

be your Imam

from you.

(i.e from this

Ummah) 

(NAZALA = STAY??

hahahahahahah :-)

HADEES NO. 2

 

Mafhumi Tarjama :

Maseeh yaani Hazrat Maryam razi ke betey Rasul aur Nabi Hazrat I’saa bin Maryam a.s ka jab ALLAH “Nuzul” karenga toa Hazrat I’saa bin Maryam a.s Damascus City ke Mashriqee (eastern) jaanib Sufaid minaarey par uutrenge uus waqt Hazrat I’saa bin Maryam a.s khushbudaar zaafraani kapde mey honge aur Do (2) Farishton ke Paron (wings) par Hazrat I’saa bin Maryam a.s ke dono baazu (haath) rakhe huwe honge 

(Muslim Sharif) 

* Hazrat I'saa

bin Maryum a.s. 

ko Aasmaan par 

Zinda 

uuthaa liya gaya

tha aur

Saheeh aHaadees 

ke mutabiq 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

dobara Dunya 

mein Tashreef 

laayenge 

is baat ko

Tu bhi

Qubuul karta hai

ye Tu Teri

kitaabo mein 

likh chuka hai, 

Right ??
* aHaadees mein 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ke dobara

Dunya par

Tashreef laane

ke uunwaan par 

aHaadees mein

jaha jaha 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ka Zikr hai 

waha waha 

"N A -Z A-L A" 

Lafz aaya hai , 

Right ?? 

* Tamaam/Total

Lugat/Dictionaries

mein  Lafz e 

"N A-Z A-L A" 

ka matlab 

Uutarnaa likha hai, 

Right ?? 

QurAan mein

jaha jaha 

"aN-ZA-L-NA" 

lafz aaya hai 

waha waha 

Tarjama 

"Uutarnaa" 

likha hai 

jaisey ki 

"iNna 

"aN-ZA-L-NA" 

fee Lai Lateel 

Qadr, 

Right ?? 

* Landing ke

pehle Gulf ki

Tamaam Airlines

mein Landing

ke muttalliq

Ailaan/

Announcement

mein Lafz e 

"N A-Z A-L A" 

bola jata hai, 

Right ?? 

Sawaal No. 1

jab Tamaam 

Lugat (Dictionary) 

mein Lafz e 

"N A-Z A-L A" ya 

"aN-ZA-L-NA" 

ka matlab 

(uupar se, aasmaan se) 

Uutarnaa likha hai 

toa Kyu Tuney 

Teri 29/08/2014

ki Urdu Kitaab ke 

Page No. 

27 ki 4 se 8 lines

mein Bukhari shareef

ki uupar likhi

Hadees ke 

NA-ZA-LA lafz ka 

Saheeh Tarjama 

Uutarna ya 

Naazil hona 

ye karne 

ke badle 

Tuney 

Kaus/Brackets 

ke Bahar 

"Thehairna" 

ye Jhutha Tarjama 

aur Kaus/Brackets

ke Andar 

"Paidaah" 

hona ye 

Jhutha Tarjama 

karke Uummat ko 

Tu kyu Gumraah 

kar raha hai

jab ki  Tuney hi

Terey Wikipedia

ke page mein

isee Hadees ke

English Tarjame mein 

NA-ZA-LA 

ka Tarjama

Paidaah/Birth 

NAHIN likha ?? 

Sawaal No. 2

Agar Lafz e 

NA-Z A-L A 

aN-ZA-L-NA

YANZULU 

ka matlab 

TERI GUMRAH 

AQAL KE 

MUTABIQ 

PAIDAAH

hona hota 

hai toa 

phir Tune 

PAIDAAH 

lafz 

KAUS/BRACKETS 

mey kyu 

likha hai, 

DIRECT KYU 

NAHIN 

Likhaa??

Sawaal No. 3

Aur Terey 

English Tarjame 

mein toa 

KAUS/BRACKETS 

mein bhi 

kyu kyu 

BORN/PAIDAAH

hona NAHIN likha ?? 

Sawaal No. 4

Ek taraf Tu 

NA-Z A-L A 

aN-ZAL-NA

YANZULU

ka Tarjama 

PAIDAAH 

hone se 

karta hai aur 

Dusri Taraf 

jab IBN E 

MARYUM a.s. 

Do (2) Farishton 

ke Paron (wings)

par  Apney donon

Baazu (Haath) 

Rakhkar 

Damaascus 

ki Masjid

ke Sufed (White)

Minaare par

YANZILU 

Naazil honge 

wali Hadees 

ke mutalliq 

Tu hi 

YANZILU 

ka Tarjama 

PAIDAAH

hone se

Naa karte hue

Delhi ki 

masjid mein

THEHAIRNEY 

se karta hai, 

Yaha

YANZILU 

ka Tarjama 

PAIDAAH 

hona

DIRECT YA 

KAUS/BRACKETS 

mein bhi kyu 

NAHIN karta ?? 

Sawaal No. 5

Kya Kya

Hazrat I'saa

Ibn e Maryum a.s. 

Do (2) Farishton 

ke Paron (wings)

par  Apney donon

Baazu (Haath) 

Rakhkar

Damaascus 

ki Masjid ke 

Sufed Minaare  par

YANZILU 

Yaani

Minaare par

PAIDAAH

honge ?? ya

THEHAIRENGE ??

(hahahaha :-)

Sawaal No. 6

Kiraaman-Kaatibin 

toa sab ke 

sath hai aur 

kisi ka Haath 

Kiraaman-Kaatibin 

ke Paron par 

Nahin hota 

ye jaante hue bhi

Tu Do (2) Farishton 

ke Paron (wings) par 

donon Baazu (Haath) 

Rakhne ko 

Kiraaman-Kaatibin 

se kyu sabit

karta hai ?? 

Sawaal No. 7

Jab Hazrat I'saa a.s.

2000 Saal pehle

Paidaah hue thay

tab uunke saath

Kiraaman-Kaatibin

thay ya Nahin ??

Sawaal No. 8

Jab Tu 1970 mein

Paidaah hua tha

tab Terey Sath bhi

Kiraaman-Kaatibin

thay ya Nahin ??

Sawaal No. 9

Agar Lafz e 

"N A-Z A-L A" ya 

"aN-ZA-L-NA" 

ka matlab 

TERI GUMRAH 

AQAL KE 

MUTABIQ 

PAIDAAH 

hona hota 

hai toa bhi

Kayfa antum iza 

NA-ZA-LA 

Ibn e Maryum 

Fikum...

ke Mutabiq 

ye Pesheengoee 

bila Baap ke 

• IBN E MARYAM 

yaani 

• MARYAM KE BETEY 

yaani 

• I'SAA a.s. 

ke liye hai, 

• TEREY LIYE 

yaani 

• IBN E HANEEF 

ya 

• IBN E SANOBAR

BEGUM 

ke liye 

Kaisey ho gayi ?? 

Sawaal No. 10

koi bhi Insaan 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

hone ka 

Jhutha Dawaa 

Naa kar sakey 

isliye hi 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ki Wilaadat 

Baap bagair 

Maa Maryum razi 

ke Pet se 

huee thi aur 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

IBNE MARYAM 

ke Naam se 

MashHuur hue 

ye ALLAH ki 

Hikmat jaante 

hue bhi 

aye Shakeel, 

Tuney 

Kyu Kyu 

i'saa bin 

maryum 

ki hasiyat se 

Paidaah honeka 

Jhutha Daawa 

karke Dozakh 

ko apna 

Thikana bana 

liya ?? 

Sawaal No. 11

Saheeh  aHaadees 

ke mutabiq 

Qurb e 

Qayamat 

DAJJAAL 

ka Khuruj aur 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ke Zariye 

DAJJAAL ka 

Khaatma 

ALLAH 

ne Tay kiya 

tha isliye 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ko Aasmaan 

par Zinda 

uuthaa liya 

gaya tha 

taake 

Qurb e 

Qayamat 

DAJJAAL 

ke Khuruj 

ke baad 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ko Aasmaan se 

NAZEEL karke 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ke Zariye 

DAJJAAL ka 

Khaatma kiya 

ja sakey, 

agar kisi 

Dusre Insaan 

ke Zariye 

DAJJAAL ka 

Khaatma 

ALLAH 

ne Tay kiya 

hota toa 

Hazrat I'saa bin 

Maryum a.s. 

ko Aasmaan 

par Zinda 

uuthaaya 

Nahin jata 

ye ALLAH ki 

Hikmat jaante 

hue bhi 

aye Shakeel, 

Tuney 

Kyu Kyu 

i'saa bin 

maryum a.s.

ki hasiyat se 

Paidaah honeka 

Jhutha Daawa 

karke Dozakh 

ko apna 

Thikana bana 

liya ?? 

Sawaal No. 12

kuchh waqt ke liye ye

Maan bhi liya

jaaye ke

Hazrat I'saa bin

Maryum a.s.

dobara Janam

lenge toa bhi

"Tu" "HI"

Hazrat I'saa bin

Maryum a.s.

ka Dusra aur

Naya Model hai

ye kaise saabit

honga ?? 

Sawaal No. 13

Agar Lafz e 

"N A-Z A-L A" ya 

"aN-ZA-L-NA" 

ka matlab 

TERI GUMRAH 

AQAL KE 

MUTABIQ 

PAIDAAH 

hona ya

THEHAIRNA

hota hai toa

Kya Kya

Hazrat Isaa a.s.

Minaare par

"Paidaah"

honge ya

Thairenge ?? :-) 

Sawaal No. 14

Damascus ka

Matlab/Tarjama

Delhi kaise

ho gaya ??

(hahaha :-) 

(jab hadees bayaan ki gayee thi tab Damacus city toa thi magar Delhi city nahi thi, Delhi city toa 736 AD mein wujud mein aayee thi) 

Sawaal No. 15

East Delhi ki Sufed (white) Minaare wali Masjid jiske  Minaare ke nichhey wali jagah ke paas Ramazaan mein Tu Iteqaaf 

karta tha uusko Damascus ki Sufed (white) Minaare wali Masjid kehte hue Tujhe Sharm Nahin aati ?? 

Sawaal No. 16

Kiraaman-Kaatibin 

toa sab Insaan ke 

sath hai aur 

kisi ka Haath 

Kiraaman-Kaatibin 

ke Paron par 

Nahin hota 

ye Haq jaante hue bhi Landing karaneywale Do Farishton ko Kiraaman -Kaatibin kehte hue Tujhe Sharm Nahin aati ?? 

Sawaal No. 17

Kuchh waqt ke liye ye Maan bhi liya jaaye ke Hazrat I'saa bin Maryum a.s. Delhi ki Sufed (white) Minaare wali Masjid par Naazeel honge toa bhi " TU HI" Hazrat I'saa bin Maryum a.s. ka Dusra aur Naya Model hai ye kaise saabit honga ??

(hahaha :-) 

Sawaal No. 18

Nuzul ke waqt Hazrat I’saa a.s. ke dono Haath Do (2) Farishto ke Paro (feathers) ke uupar honge jisko Tu Kiraaman-Kaateebeen se Taabir karta hai toa phir ismey Hazrat I’saa a.s ki khususiyat kya rahi??

Sawaal No. 19

East Delhi ki White Minaarey wali Masjid ke Minaarey par Tu Thairaa tha yaani Terey Hisaab se Tu Naazil huaa tha ye Tera Daawa hai toa ye Bata ke Nuzul ke waqt Terey dono Haath Do (2) Farishto ke Paro (feathers) ke uupar thay ya Tu Parachute se Naazil hua hai??

(hahaha ;-)

Sawaal No. 20

Tammam Sahaaba rizwn.

toa Ara'bee ke Maaheer thai, Agar Kayfa Antum izaa NA-ZA-LA  Ibn e Maryum Fikum wa Imaamukum Minkum ka matlab Ibn e Maryum a.s. (Tu Nahin) ka Wilaadat e Saani (second Birth/Re-Birth-PunarwaJanam) hota toa Sahaaba rizwn. Ne RasulALLAH sal ko Kyu koi bhi Sawaal Nahin Jab ki Deen-e Islaam mein Wilaadat e Saani ka koi Tasawwur (concept) ya Aqeedaah (Belief) Nahin hai ??

Sawaal No. 21

Asal Injeel (Bible nahin) ki Shakal bhi Tuney Nahin dekhi phir bhi Tune Daawaa kiya hai ke Injeel mein ye likha hai ke Aakhri Rasul-Nabee 'Faraan' Naam Pahaad (jo Makkaah mein hai) se Dus Hazaar Muqaddas Sahaaba rizwn. ke saath Aatishi-Roshan ShariAt ke saath Zaheer honge lekin RasulALLAH sal toa Paidaah hue thai is tarah I'saa bin Maryum a.s. bhi Nazeel honge ka Matlab Paidaah honge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waah Shakeel Waah !!!!!!!!!

Zaheer hone mein aur Naazil hone mein Farq hai ya Nahin ??

RasulALLAH sal Paidaah Nahin honge, direct Zaaheer honge ye toa Teri Injeel wali Peshingoe mein bhi Nahin likha jab ki Ibn e Maryum a.s. ko toa 2000 Saal pehle hi Paidaah ho chuke hai aur uunko Aasmaan par Zinda uutha liya gaya hai ispar Tera bhi Imaan hone ke baawajud Tuney sirf Khudko i'saa saabit karne ke liye hi I'saa a.s. Paidaah honge ka Jhuth chalaya hai Naa ??

Sawaal No. 22

Tu kahta hai ke agar Raat ke 4 Baje Hazrat I'sa a.s. Aasmaan se Naazeel honge toa jisne ye Nahin dekha honga ye kaise maanenga ke Hazrat I'sa a.s. Aasmaan se Naazeel hue hai !!

(hahaha ;-)

* Kya Tu ye Nahin jaanta ke aHaadees ke mutaabiq jab Hazrat I'sa a.s. Aasmaan se Damascus mein Naazeel honge tab Namaaz ki Iqaamat ho chuki hongi ??

* Tu ye bhi toa jaanta hai Naa ke Hazrat I'sa a.s. es Namaaz mein Shameel bhi honge ??

* Kya Raat ke 4 baje koi Namaaz ki Iqaamat hoti hai ??

Aaj har Insaan ke paas Camera hai, Kya koi iske sabut ki shooting/video recording karke Nahin rakhenge ??

* Jab Asli I'saa Bin Maryum a.s. aasmaan se Naazeel honge toa eski Video/Tasveeron ke saath Khabre Net, TV aur Akhbaaron mein Nahin aayengi ??

______

Punch Lines :-

* Dunya ke Tamaam Musalmaano ka es par Imaan hai ke Qayaamat tak sirf Nahej e Nabuwat hi Dunya aur Aakhirat ki Kaamyaabi ka Sabab hai !! Shakeel Bin Haneef agar mahdi/i'saa hone ka Jhutha Dawaa Nahin bhi karta toa bhi ALLAH ke Taraf se ilhaam ya Wahee ke Zariye Nayee Nahej  ka Jhutha Dawaa karne par bhi Shakeel Bin Haneef aur uuske Jhuthey Dawey ko Haq  Maannewale Cheley Kharij e Islaam ho gaye hai !!

* Thodi dair ke liye ye Maan bhi liya jaaye ke DAJJAAL koi Hath-Pair-Jism wala Shakhs (human being) Nahin Fir bhi Shakeel Bin Haneef ka mahdi/i'saa hone ka Dawaa Jhutha Nahin hai ye essey kaha Saabit hota hai ?? :-)

Thodi dair ke liye ye Maan bhi liya jaaye ke i'saa Paidaah honge Fir bhi Shakeel Bin Haneef esmein kaisey kaha 'FIT' ho sakta hai ?? :-)

* Thodi dair ke liye ye Maan bhi liya jaaye ke Minkum se Muraad Hazrat I'saa a.s. hai Fir bhi Shakeel Bin Haneef esmein kaisey kaha 'FIT' ho sakta hai ?? :-)

* Airplane is Landing...Hawaai Jahaaz Uutar raha hai...ye Jumley mein Sky/Aasmaan lafz Nahin hai phir bhi Chhota Bachcha bhi Samaj jayenga ke Airplane/Hawaai Jahaaz  Sky/Aasmaan se Land ho raha hai/uutar raha hai lekin...Haai Re Afsoos....Shakeel Bin Haneef aur uuske Aqal se Paidal Cheley kahenge ke es jumley mein Aasmaan Lafz Nahin hai es liye Airplane/Hawaai Jahaz Paidaah ho raha hai :-)

*  Hadees mein kahi bhi Nahin likha ke Hazrat I'saa a.s. ko Khud ko I'saa saabit karne ke liye Shakeel Bin Haneef ki Tarah hi Qism-Qism ki Tricks ka Sahara lena Padenga aur Shakeel Bin Haneef ki Tarah hi Chuhe ki Tarah Chhupkar Rahna Padenga...:-)

Shakeel Bin Haneef ka GuruGhantaal Mirza Ghulam Ahmad Qaadiyaani ko uuskey Ek Dost ne Puchha ke Tuney mahdi aur i'saa hone ka Jhutha Daawa toa kar diya lekin teri Mavt tak Hazrat Imaam Mahdi razi. aur Hazrat I'saa a.s. se Juudee hue Peshingoeyaa (prediction) Puri Naa hue toa ??

Mirza ne Jawaab diya ke Abhi toa mai Chelo ko Lottery ki tarah aas mein Ghuma Raha hu, agar Mujhe Mavt aagayee toa Qabr mein Mujhe Kaun Puchhney aayenga ??  :-)

*  Thodi der ke liye maan bhi letey hai ke Imaan Mahdi ki Paidaaeesh Darbhanga-Bihaar mein ho sakti hai aur I'saa a.s. ka Nuzul bhi Delhi ki Sufed Minare wali Masjid ke Minare par ho sakta hai toa bhi es mein Shakeel Bin Haneef kaha Fit hota hai ?? Delhi mein toa Hazaaro Rahul rahte hai toa kya har Rahul Naam ka Shakhs Rahul Gandhi ho jaayenga :-)

* Hazrat I'saa Bin Maryum a.s. ka Nuzul Do Farishto ke Saath hone ka taskeeraa Hadees mein hai essey bhi Saaf taur par Saabit hota hai ke Hazrat I'saa Bin Maryum a.s. Paidaah Nahin honge, Naazeel honge kyuke Paidaah hote waqt se Mavt tak Kiraaman-Kaatibeen toa Har Insaan ke saath hote hai !!

* Jhuthi Hadees mein bhi Laa Mahdi illa I'saa Bin Maryum kaha gaya hai yaani  Laa Mahdi illa Shakeel  Bin Haneef  Nahin kaha !!  Thodi der ke liye ye maan bhi liya jaaye ke Laa Mahdi illa I'saa Bin Maryum ke Mutabiq  Imaam Mahdi razi. hi Hazrat I'saa Bin Maryum a.s. hai toa bhi esmein Shakeel Bin Haneef Kaha Fit hota hai ?? :-)

* Koi bhi Hazrat I'saa bin Maryum a.s. hone ka Jhutha Dawaa Naa kar sakey isliye hi Hazrat I'saa bin Maryum a.s. ki Wilaadat Baap bagair Maa Maryum razi ke Pet se huee thi aur Hazrat I'saa bin Maryum a.s. IBNE MARYUM ke Naam se MashHuur hue ye ALLAH ki Hikmat hai !! 

*  koi Obama hone ka Daawa karey toa wo Obama nahin ban Jata itni saadi samaj bhi Shakeel Bin Haneef ke Chelon mein nahin hai :-)

* Shakeel Bin Haneef ka Daawaa hai ke 1991 mein uusko Nayee Nahej di gayee thee, Hadees ke Mutaabiq Zuhur baad Imaam Mahdi razi. sirf 9 saal mein Puri Dunya ko Fatah kar lenge jab ki Shakeel Bin Haneef Inn 24 Saalon (1991 se 2015) mein Ek Chhotasa Goan bhi Fatah Nahin kar saka hai :-)

*  Shakeel Bin Haneef ne ye Nahin Socha ke Tamaam Ambiya a.s. Dubara Maa ke Pet se Paidaah hokar Bait ul Muqaddas mein Tashreef Nahin laaye thai jab ki Shakeel Bin Haneef toa Wilaadat e Saani ke tahet i'saa ki hasiyat se Paidaah hone ka BeBuniyaad Jhutha Daawaa kar raha hai !! :-)

* Hazrat Maa Maryum a.s. ke Pet ke ilawa Aur koi bhi Avrat ke Pet se Paidaah hua Shakhs i'saa yaani Ibn e Maryum yaani Bin Maryum Ho Hi Nahin Sakta Chaahe uuska Hulya-Baal-Rang I'Saa a.s. se Kitna bhi Chaspa/Match hota ho !! :-)

*  Thodi der ke liye maan bhi liya jaaye ke Safar e Mearaj mein Bait ul Muqaddas aur Aasmaan mein Hazrat I'saa a.s. ke alag alag Do Huliye thai toa bhi Es se ye Kaha Saabit hota hai ke Hazrat I'saa a.s. ne Do Martaba Maa ke Pet se Janam liya tha aur esmein Shakeel Bin Haneef Kaha Fit hota hai  ?? :-)

* Bichaare Shakeel Bin Haneef ko mahdi/i'saa ka Jhutha Daawaa bhi karna Pada aur Apney Cheley cum Agent ke zariye Khudkee Daawat-Prachaar-Ishtiyaar-Ad bhi chalanee-karnee padti hai...Suraj aur Chaand ko Apney Suraj-Chaand hone ka Naa Dawaa karna Padta hai Naa Daawat Chalani Padti hai waisey hi aHaadees ke Mutabik Hazrat I'saa Bin Maryum a.s. aur Imaam Mahdi razi. ko Naa Dawaa karna Padenga Naa Dawaat Chalani Padengee ye Haq jaante hue bhi Shakeel Bin Haneef ke Cheley Khudko aur Dusro ko Dhokha de rahey hai :-(

* Chelon ko Puchaa jata hai ke Tum ne Shakeel Bin Haneef ko mahdi/i'saa Kyu Qubul kiya hai toa wo kehte hai ke Shakeel Bin Haneef ke Sidhe Baal hai, Gaadaa-Gandumee Rang (Brownish Black) hai aur 5.5 ka Darmiyaani Qad hai :-) ...Aisey toa Laakho Musalmaan India aur Dunya mein Mavjud hai toa kya Sab ke Sab mahdi/i'saa hai ?? :-)

Notes :-

1) Hadees mein Gandumee Rang likha hai yaani Brownish jab ki Shakeel ke Cheley Gaada-Gandumi kehte hai :-)

2) Shakeel ka Qad 5.5 hai jissey koi bhi Darmiyaani Nahin kahenga, Darmiyani 5.7 se 5.9 walon ko kaha jata hai :-)

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